Funny Bones
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10 Signs You Know You Bought A Bad Computer
Tax collector: “It is your duty as a citizen to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile.” Taxpayer: “Wonderful! I...
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Keep Off The Grass
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist:...
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock
“Doctor, doctor! The man you’ve just pronounced is in perfect health collapsed on the front step! What should I do?” vDoctor’s Lawyer: “Turn him around,...
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A man walks into a shoe store
This one is from our good pal Pete Hourihan of Orange Beach… The City’s largest Charitable Organization realized that it had never received a donation...
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It Was A Tough Year…But I Made It
It Was A Tough Year…But I Made It… – The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. –...
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I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off
She texted me: Your adorable! I replied: No. You’re adorable! Now she likes me a lot. All I did was point out her typo. ••••••••••...
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She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, he asked her the usual question, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at...
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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Michael and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 8...
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How do you make musicians complain?
A husband and wife had a big argument. Frustrated and fed up, the wife called up her mom and said, “We fought again, I can’t...
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How many sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
In honor of this month’s Frank Brown International Songwriters Fest, we present these old jokes, in hope that they find new readers or even old...
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Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. • Garden Rule: When weeding,...
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing
One winter morning while listening to the radio, a couple hears the announcer say, “We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow...
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I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning
“You see, doctor, I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning,” said Carla. “I have the solution for you,”...
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A pirate walked into a bar
My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught...
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What is a soprano’s favorite drink growing up?
A father texts his son: “My dear son, today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love...
