Funny Bones

Studies have shown that Super Bowl Monday is one of the least productive workdays. I was going to do a

My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking. So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw

After seeing these gems, I think we need a new headliner writer here at Mullet Central. • Patient at Death’s Door

Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. •••••••••• Can an atheist get insurance against acts of

A magician was working on a Caribbean cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. Man,c! I mean, first I win the

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. •••••••••• When the bride reached the altar, the groom was

My boss always laughed at my jokes at work, but she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked