Don’t buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it
Funny even if you don’t play: • Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple
Read moreFunny even if you don’t play: • Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple
Read moreFirst man: “I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller.” Second man: “I thought they just
Read moreMy wife said she’d like to have another baby. I agreed. The one we have is starting to annoy me.
Read more•••••••••• A farmer walks into a hardware store and asks for a chainsaw that can cut down six trees in
Read moreLosing weight doesn’t seem to be working for me. From now I’m going to concentrate on getting taller! •••••••••• ME:
Read moreA Little Irish humor…. Finnigan: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up ’til two o’clock in the morning.
Read moreStudies have shown that Super Bowl Monday is one of the least productive workdays. I was going to do a
Read moreMy wife told me I was incapable of multitasking. So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.
Read moreWhat did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm? May the forest be with you! •••••••••• How
Read moreA man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw
Read moreAfter seeing these gems, I think we need a new headliner writer here at Mullet Central. • Patient at Death’s Door
Read moreOf course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. •••••••••• Can an atheist get insurance against acts of
Read moreA magician was working on a Caribbean cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself
Read moreMy ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. Man,c! I mean, first I win the
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