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On a cross country train, one of the passengers told the Pullman porter, “I must get off in Chicago. I’ll
Read moreOn a cross country train, one of the passengers told the Pullman porter, “I must get off in Chicago. I’ll
Read moreAs the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, ”I can’t find a cause for your complaint. Frankly,
Read moreIn Christmas COVID news, the seven dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of 6. One
Read moreDecember is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas. Some insist on a
Read moreSeveral weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. “What is the
Read more• You’re getting old when you’re sitting in a rocker and you can’t get it started and you wake up
Read moreIf you rearrange the letters of Mailmen…They get really upset. ••••••••• Student: “Professor, I can’t go to class today.” Professor:
Read moreA man was found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence. •••••••••• At
Read moreA lawyer’s dog is having a great time running around the neighborhood unleashed — it heads directly to the butcher
Read morePatient: Lately I’ve had the feeling that everyone wants to take advantage of me. Doctor: That’s nonsense. Patient: Really? Thank
Read moreThis morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I
Read moreHas anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have? I planted myself on the sofa at the
Read moreI d really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies. I just didn’t realize
Read moreYesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said: “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?” •••••••••• A
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