All posts tagged "Funny Bones"
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Throw me off the train if necessary
On a cross country train, one of the passengers told the Pullman porter, “I must get off in Chicago. I’ll probably be very sleepy and...
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Silence is golden
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, ”I can’t find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it’s due to...
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Consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
In Christmas COVID news, the seven dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of 6. One of them isn’t Happy! ••••••••...
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My Door Is Always Open
December is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas. Some insist on a shirt. Others insist on a...
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Don’t worry about old age
If you rearrange the letters of Mailmen…They get really upset. ••••••••• Student: “Professor, I can’t go to class today.” Professor: “Why?” Student: “I don’t feel...
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My brain travels at the speed of light
The zoo keeper found a new employee standing uneasy next to the lion’s cage. Zoo keeper: “Didn’t I tell you that when the lion is...
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Why will everyone be seeing more clearly next year?
A college coach had recruited a top talent, but the player couldn’t pass the school’s entrance exam. Needing the recruit badly, the coach went to...
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Things you should probably not say to your boss
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. •••••••••• To show my wife how...
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Why is Alabama the smartest state?
Why is Alabama the smartest state? Because it has 4 A’s and one B! •••••••••• A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:...
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An ant walks into a bar
The patient was lying in bed, still groggy from the effects of the recent operation. His doctor came in, looking very glum. “I can’t be...
