I have so much to say, I don’t know where to begin
One of my loyal readers (Dare, I say fans?) came up with a joke that is especially appropriate for my
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Why do Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs
Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde: she proceeds
Read moreA computer once beat me at chess
Since I’m that kind of guy, I’ll share my million-dollar idea: A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell,
Read moreRelationships are a lot like algebra
•••••••••• “Rob,” said the boss, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk,
Read moreA little Irish humor
A little Irish humor… Finnigan: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up ’til two o’clock in the morning.
Read moreI hate people that won’t admit their faults
Banks should do better at keeping their ATM filled. This is the 5th one I’ve been to today that says
Read moreI race cars
I am very fortunate to have somebody to call and check on me every day. He is from India and
Read moreMy wife packed my bags and told me to leave
My friend recently got divorced from his wife. They decided to split the house. He got the outside. •••••••••• A
Read moreWho is the meanest reindeer in Santa’s herd?
A few political quotes courtesy of Ed Lemm… “The problem with political jokes is they get elected.’’ -Henry Cate, VII
Read moreWhy does it rain?
• Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected? • Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?
Read moreDoesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
A man with authority walks into a bar. He orders everyone a round. •••••••••• A star-struck young lady was invited
Read moreYou can’t spell gravity without gravy
I never use turn signals. It’s nobody’s business where I am going. ••••••••• I always wanted to lay naked on a
Read moreSigns That You Are Too Drunk
“Grandpa, why don’t you have any life insurance?” “So you can all be really sad when I die.” ••••••••• Two
Read moreOnly dead fish go with the flow
• Life without music would B Flat. • The four seasons are all different. Summer warmer than others. • A book
Read moreHow to get rid of telemarketer
After years of wondering why he didn’t look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up
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