Three vampires walk into a bar
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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive
One of my Michigan Snowbird friends said he could name the capital of every state in the country. Being familiar
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In honor of St. Paddy’s Day… Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
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I saw a snowbird from Michigan sitting on the floor in front of the Coke machine at the Gulf State Park
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Seeing a homeless guy begging on the street, a woman gave him a handful of change. “Thank you,” said the
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I walked into Papa Rocco’s for a drink and asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a joke about
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My wife just called me pretentious A Wisconsin snowbird calls a neighbor from Michigan at the Phoenix V condo and
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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature? Tequila Mockingbird. •••••••••• A man goes to his
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A bent-over old lady hobbled into a doctor’s office. Within minutes, she came out again but miraculously, she was standing
Read morePier & Shore Fishing Outlook 11-12-24
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Read moreIn 1983, I fell off my bicycle and scratched my knee.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts… In feudalism, it’s your Count that votes! •••••••••• My wife asked me
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My wife isn’t talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday. Not sure how I did that. I didn’t
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Police officer: “Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I’m going to have to
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• The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress. • You’re getting
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