Funny Bones

I never use turn signals. It’s nobody’s business where I am going. •••••••••   I always wanted to lay naked on a

• Life without music would B Flat. • The four seasons are all different. Summer warmer than others. • A book

After years of wondering why he didn’t look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up

My girlfriend is furious with me because she found a bunch of hidden letters that revealed I was cheating on

In honor of the start of the season that makes life especially worth living, we bring you some old and

• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. • Someone recently

After dinner one evening a the President was entertaining their house guest by playing the piano. At one point he

“Dad, sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.

Patient: Doctor, I have a tendency to gain weight in certain places. What would you recommend? Doctor: Stay out of

Teacher: Johnny, please use the words letter carrier in a sentence. Johnny: Yes, ma’am. My dad said that after seeing

Funny even if you don’t play: • Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple

First man: “I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller.” Second man: “I thought they just

Dear IRS: I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my