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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature? Tequila Mockingbird. •••••••••• A man goes to his
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Bad decisions make good stories
A bent-over old lady hobbled into a doctor’s office. Within minutes, she came out again but miraculously, she was standing
Read morePier & Shore Fishing Outlook 11-12-24
Pier & Shore Fishing Outlook 11-12-24 By David “The Pierpounder” Thornton Overall, fishing action slows down this time of year with
Read moreIn 1983, I fell off my bicycle and scratched my knee.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts… In feudalism, it’s your Count that votes! •••••••••• My wife asked me
Read moreIt’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub
My wife isn’t talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday. Not sure how I did that. I didn’t
Read moreI’m just trying to find a happy medium
Police officer: “Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I’m going to have to
Read moreThe aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress
• The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress. • You’re getting
Read moreThe cardiologist’s diet
Fellow local jokester David Frank shares another classic… Two elderly women get pulled over while driving down Hwy 25. The
Read moreYou know it’s just too hot when…
Here are two more from Gulf Shores’ own David Frank: • I wonder if jellyfish are sad because there are
Read moreDid you know that 97% of the world is dumb?
A college professor was giving a big science test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to one
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Faithful Reader David Frank shares this one: How can you tell when it’s raining while working outside in the summer
Read more10 Tips for driving thru Atlanta
10 Tips for driving thru Atlanta… 1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, Atlana. Old-timers are still
Read moreThe Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding the trail one day
How do you make a Michigan grad laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. •••••••••• The Lone Ranger
Read moreFirst day on the job as a bartender
The copy said pull over. I said, “No, it’s a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.’’ •••••••••• The other day I
Read moreMy wife thinks I’m God
Three sons discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, “I built a big
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