Funny Bones

Patient: Doctor, I have a tendency to gain weight in certain places. What would you recommend? Doctor: Stay out of

Teacher: Johnny, please use the words letter carrier in a sentence. Johnny: Yes, ma’am. My dad said that after seeing

Funny even if you don’t play: • Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple

First man: “I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller.” Second man: “I thought they just

Dear IRS: I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my

My wife said she’d like to have another baby. I agreed. The one we have is starting to annoy me.

Losing weight doesn’t seem to be working for me. From now I’m going to concentrate on getting taller! •••••••••• ME:

A Little Irish humor…. Finnigan: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up ’til two o’clock in the morning.

Studies have shown that Super Bowl Monday is one of the least productive workdays. I was going to do a

My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking. So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw

After seeing these gems, I think we need a new headliner writer here at Mullet Central. • Patient at Death’s Door

Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. •••••••••• Can an atheist get insurance against acts of

A magician was working on a Caribbean cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself