Funny Bones

•••••••••• “Rob,” said the boss, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk,

Banks should do better at keeping their ATM filled. This is the 5th one I’ve been to today that says

I am very fortunate to have somebody to call and check on me every day. He is from India and

My friend recently got divorced from his wife. They decided to split the house. He got the outside. •••••••••• A

A few political quotes courtesy of Ed Lemm… “The problem with political jokes is they get elected.’’ -Henry Cate, VII

• Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected? • Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?

I never use turn signals. It’s nobody’s business where I am going. •••••••••   I always wanted to lay naked on a

• Life without music would B Flat. • The four seasons are all different. Summer warmer than others. • A book

After years of wondering why he didn’t look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up

My girlfriend is furious with me because she found a bunch of hidden letters that revealed I was cheating on

In honor of the start of the season that makes life especially worth living, we bring you some old and