Funny Bones

I stole these from social media posts by Ricky Williams of Lillian. The guy is hilarious. • I was told

Me: The doctor said I am dead and needs to see an archeologist. The wife: No dear. He said you

Pier & Shore Fishing Outlook 8/5/26 By David “The Pierpounder” Thornton Wind and waves from Tropical Storm Bertha, along with dingy

From faithful reader Paul Serina: They say when you retire, you will travel more. What they don’t tell you is

What drives you? It’s the World Cup final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to

 Here’s a little somethin’ somethin’ for you wine lovers… • Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Optimist: The glass is

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever

Why do we only rest in peace? Why don’t we exist in peace, too? •••••••••• • My husband and I

• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. • What do you call an

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. “Careful,” he said. “Put in some

A lot of woman say their husbands never listen to them. I’m proud to say that I’ve never heard my