Funny Bones
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I’ll drink to anything
Jeff had gone to propose to his girlfriend and returned home crying bitterly. “What happened, son?” his father asked, eagerly awaiting her response. “Did she...
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I’ve started a new exercise program
A Policeman stops a speeding car and tells the woman driver, “When I saw you driving down the road, I thought to myself, ‘sixty-five at...
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I told my boss that three companies were after me
Did you hear about the drummer who gave his daughters the same names? Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4. •••••••••• Doctor: “I see...
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Two silkworms had a race that ended in a tie
I don’t know why most people think a dog’s life is so easy. Every time I come home from work, I ask my dog how...
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Why will everyone be seeing more clearly next year?
A college coach had recruited a top talent, but the player couldn’t pass the school’s entrance exam. Needing the recruit badly, the coach went to...
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The 10 worst things to say to a cop who pulls you over
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing. •••••••••• A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop:...
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Top Ten Caddy Comments
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she...
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Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
The mother of three unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had it to do over again. “Sure,” she replied,...
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Velcro? what a rip off!
These jokes are award winningly bad… • Sometimes I like my steak under cooked…But that’s rare. • Why does a room full of married people look so...
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After drinking, men talk unnecessarily
“Yes, Theo, what is it?” asked the teacher. “I don’t wan to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I don’t get better...
