Funny Bones
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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch
•••••••••• Child: “Mom, can I go out to play?” Mom: “What? With those holes in your pants?” Child: “No, with the kids next door.” ••••••••••...
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Bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims to the whole...
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My feelings toward the ring haven’t changed one bit
A young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had on her vacation. She then asked her boss for...
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On the way means Still in bed
A guy asks his neighbor in an apartment building, “Mr Trepper, you live directly above me and you have the same 2-room apartment as I...
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Did you hear about the big power outage last week
I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out my customers didn’t like it when I tried to go the extra...
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Where do you see yourself in six months?
Two music lovers were being held hostage and both were going to be shot. One of them was a country music lover and the other...
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading
A hypochondriac told his doctor he was certain he had a fatal disease. “Nonsense,” scolded the doctor. “You wouldn’t know if you had that. With...
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Why do bicycles fall over?
Daughter: ” I don’t like the boy you found for me… his teeth are not in order and he looks ugly when he smiles.” Mother:...
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More silly stuff to ponder
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads, “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your...
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He’s as country as cornflakes
A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working...
