Funny Bones

Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes

If your name is on the building, you’re rich or famous. If your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class. If your name is on your shirt, you’re neither of the first...

I had to walk nine feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel

It’s so cold in Alaska that someone stabbed himself with an icicle...

I had my patience tested

I broke up with my girlfriend because I found out she was...

Throw me off the train if necessary

On a cross country train, one of the passengers told the Pullman...

Silence is golden

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, ”I...

Consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
By Mullet Wrapper on December 16, 2020
In Christmas COVID news, the seven dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of 6. One of them isn’t Happy! ••••••••...
My Door Is Always Open
By Mullet Wrapper on November 18, 2020
December is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas. Some insist on a shirt. Others insist on a...
Don’t worry about old age
By Mullet Wrapper on October 21, 2020
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the director...
My side will win
By Mullet Wrapper on October 9, 2020
• You’re getting old when you’re sitting in a rocker and you can’t get it started and you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and...
Don’t worry about old age
By Mullet Wrapper on September 9, 2020
If you rearrange the letters of Mailmen…They get really upset. ••••••••• Student: “Professor, I can’t go to class today.” Professor: “Why?” Student: “I don’t feel...
I like nice long walks
By Mullet Wrapper on August 13, 2020
A man was found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence. •••••••••• At the funeral of the richest...
How long will this COVID thing will last?
By Mullet Wrapper on July 29, 2020
A lawyer’s dog is having a great time running around the neighborhood unleashed — it heads directly to the butcher shop and pilfers a roast....
Welcome to the family
By Mullet Wrapper on July 15, 2020
Patient: Lately I’ve had the feeling that everyone wants to take advantage of me. Doctor: That’s nonsense. Patient: Really? Thank you very much, doctor. I...
Writing a horror screenplay
By Mullet Wrapper on June 30, 2020
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and...
Has anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine?
By Mullet Wrapper on June 17, 2020
Has anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have? I planted myself on the sofa at the start of April and I’ve...

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Funny Bones

Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes

I had to walk nine feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel

I had my patience tested

Throw me off the train if necessary

Silence is golden

Consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing

My Door Is Always Open

Don’t worry about old age

My side will win

Don’t worry about old age

I like nice long walks

How long will this COVID thing will last?

Welcome to the family

Writing a horror screenplay

Has anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine?

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