Funny Bones
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Did you hear about the big power outage last week
I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out my customers didn’t like it when I tried to go the extra...
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Where do you see yourself in six months?
Two music lovers were being held hostage and both were going to be shot. One of them was a country music lover and the other...
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading
A hypochondriac told his doctor he was certain he had a fatal disease. “Nonsense,” scolded the doctor. “You wouldn’t know if you had that. With...
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Why do bicycles fall over?
Daughter: ” I don’t like the boy you found for me… his teeth are not in order and he looks ugly when he smiles.” Mother:...
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More silly stuff to ponder
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads, “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your...
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He’s as country as cornflakes
A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working...
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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops
Two eskimos were chatting. One said, “Where did your mother come from?” “Alaska.” “Don’t bother, I’ll ask her myself!” •••••••••• I went on a date...
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I’ll drink to anything
Jeff had gone to propose to his girlfriend and returned home crying bitterly. “What happened, son?” his father asked, eagerly awaiting her response. “Did she...
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I’ve started a new exercise program
A Policeman stops a speeding car and tells the woman driver, “When I saw you driving down the road, I thought to myself, ‘sixty-five at...
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I told my boss that three companies were after me
Did you hear about the drummer who gave his daughters the same names? Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4. •••••••••• Doctor: “I see...
