Funny Bones
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The 10 worst things to say to a cop who pulls you over
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing. •••••••••• A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop:...
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Top Ten Caddy Comments
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she...
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Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
The mother of three unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had it to do over again. “Sure,” she replied,...
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Velcro? what a rip off!
These jokes are award winningly bad… • Sometimes I like my steak under cooked…But that’s rare. • Why does a room full of married people look so...
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After drinking, men talk unnecessarily
“Yes, Theo, what is it?” asked the teacher. “I don’t wan to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I don’t get better...
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75 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars
An American tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland. He approached a local person and asked, “What’s the quickest way to Marystown?” The local,...
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What do you do when you see a Spaceman?
Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!” ••••••••••...
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Do not underestimate your abilities
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire,...
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for
When my wife was in labor, I would tell her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused. It must have...
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A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman
I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. “This is the 21st century,” she said. “We don’t...
