Funny Bones

Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have broken ribs. •••••••••• If a man says he will fix it, he

It’s been really hot this summer. The other day I saw a robin pulling a worm out of the ground

What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral. •••••••••• When I was a child, my

I’m really good at being lazy. In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy, I

Two guys go into a pub. There is a swing band playing the old song “Yes, we have no bananas.”

Doctor: “I have really bad news. You’re very sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several tests and got the

Doctor: Alright, I have your diagnosis. Patient: Make it quick Doc, I don’t have all day. Doctor: So who told

One of my loyal readers (Dare, I say fans?) came up with a joke that is especially appropriate for my

Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde: she proceeds

•••••••••• “Rob,” said the boss, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk,

Banks should do better at keeping their ATM filled. This is the 5th one I’ve been to today that says

I am very fortunate to have somebody to call and check on me every day. He is from India and