Funny Bones
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What is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment?
Student: “Professor Stigler, I don’t believe I deserve this ‘F’ grade that you’ve given me!” Professor: “I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade...
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You know you’re a redneck when Jokes
I just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn’t include a driver. Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have...
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Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes
If your name is on the building, you’re rich or famous. If your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class. If your name is on...
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I had to walk nine feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel
It’s so cold in Alaska that someone stabbed himself with an icicle and died of cold cuts and babies are brought by penguins, not storks...
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I had my patience tested
I broke up with my girlfriend because I found out she was a communist. I should have known, there were red flags everywhere. •••••••••• I...
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Throw me off the train if necessary
On a cross country train, one of the passengers told the Pullman porter, “I must get off in Chicago. I’ll probably be very sleepy and...
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Silence is golden
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, ”I can’t find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it’s due to...
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Consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
In Christmas COVID news, the seven dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of 6. One of them isn’t Happy! ••••••••...
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My Door Is Always Open
December is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas. Some insist on a shirt. Others insist on a...
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Don’t worry about old age
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the director...
