Funny Bones

 Here’s a little somethin’ somethin’ for you wine lovers… • Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Optimist: The glass is

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever

Why do we only rest in peace? Why don’t we exist in peace, too? •••••••••• • My husband and I

• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. • What do you call an

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. “Careful,” he said. “Put in some

A lot of woman say their husbands never listen to them. I’m proud to say that I’ve never heard my

The ups and downs of a pandemic Tourists from Ohio, Michigan and Wisconsin decide to swim across Wolf Bay from

•••••••••• A guy from Michigan named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They were sold to him as watchdogs. •••••••••• If

Doctor’s office: All our records are electronic now just fill out these 12 forms. I asked my North Korean friend

At the Idaho Tater Bowl they dumped a cooler full of French fries on the winning coach. They should do

• A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says “Five beers, please.” • The past, the