Take A Lesson From The Weather
• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. • Someone recently
Read more• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. • Someone recently
Read moreAfter dinner one evening a the President was entertaining their house guest by playing the piano. At one point he
Read more“Dad, sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.
Read morePatient: Doctor, I have a tendency to gain weight in certain places. What would you recommend? Doctor: Stay out of
Read moreTeacher: Johnny, please use the words letter carrier in a sentence. Johnny: Yes, ma’am. My dad said that after seeing
Read moreFunny even if you don’t play: • Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple
Read moreFirst man: “I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller.” Second man: “I thought they just
Read moreMy wife said she’d like to have another baby. I agreed. The one we have is starting to annoy me.
Read more•••••••••• A farmer walks into a hardware store and asks for a chainsaw that can cut down six trees in
Read moreLosing weight doesn’t seem to be working for me. From now I’m going to concentrate on getting taller! •••••••••• ME:
Read moreA Little Irish humor…. Finnigan: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up ’til two o’clock in the morning.
Read moreStudies have shown that Super Bowl Monday is one of the least productive workdays. I was going to do a
Read moreMy wife told me I was incapable of multitasking. So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.
Read moreWhat did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm? May the forest be with you! •••••••••• How
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