Reading a book about anti-gravity
I went a wise man the other day for advice and he said, “He who knows and knows he knows,
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Funny Bones
I am the new comedian
My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and lemonade to it. Now she’s
Read MoreBorn to be Wild
One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse. Hoping to buy the animal, he said
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Reporter interviewing a 105-year-old lady: “What is the best thing about being 105?” 105 year old lady: “No peer pressure.”
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Did anyone hear about George Clooney’s new genealogical website? It’s called, “Oh, Brother Where Art Thou.” •••••••••• What do you
Read MoreA guy at my poker table in Biloxi was thrown out for being too drunk
Here’s another one from David Frank… Joe: “Did you know that mowers have a mating call?” Ed: “Yup,when one starts
Read MorePeople say that money is not the key to happiness
My kids and grandkids keep laughing about me losing my memory. They won’t be laughing at Christmas when there are
Read MoreA pink elephant and a green snake walked into a bar
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a
Read MoreI am next to impossible
My wife is mad. She thinks I don’t like her cooking. To prove her wrong, I had another slice of
Read MoreMy wife ran away with my best friend
Another local humorist, Paul Serina, shares this gem. Not that I am retiring anytime soon Paul. What did the astronaut
Read MoreThe wife did it
A guy goes to church to confess. “Forgive me father, I have sinned,’’ says the man. “I stole a car.
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A successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business.
Read MoreThree vampires walk into a bar
George Carlin quotes… • “ Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider
Read MoreIf I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive
One of my Michigan Snowbird friends said he could name the capital of every state in the country. Being familiar
Read MoreIt takes longer to rest than to get tired.
In honor of St. Paddy’s Day… Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
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