A handyman showed up at the Pearly Gates
Two Snowbirds from Michigan are sitting at Papa Rocco’s, drinking beer and laughing. Every few seconds they yell “52!” Finally,
Read moreTwo Snowbirds from Michigan are sitting at Papa Rocco’s, drinking beer and laughing. Every few seconds they yell “52!” Finally,
Read moreCustomer: “I would like a set of Champion spark plugs for my Yamaha XT175.’’ Proprietor: “No problem. That will be
Read moreWhat do you call a wreath made of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins. •••••••••• A guy is in for a job
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Read moreA giraffe’s coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that?
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Read moreCookin’ with Carolyn Potato Soup with Ham 4 bacon slices 1 small onion, chopped 2 c. half-and-half 1 (14 oz.)
Read moreThe world is getting worse and worse. I was in church today and saw a lady light up a cigarette.
Read moreLaughter is the best medicine, unless you have broken ribs. •••••••••• If a man says he will fix it, he
Read moreIt’s been really hot this summer. The other day I saw a robin pulling a worm out of the ground
Read moreWhat do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral. •••••••••• When I was a child, my
Read moreI’m really good at being lazy. In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy, I
Read moreTwo guys go into a pub. There is a swing band playing the old song “Yes, we have no bananas.”
Read moreDoctor: “I have really bad news. You’re very sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several tests and got the
Read moreThe lighter side of the 4th of July… • How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom
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