He had delusions of adequacy
A young lady in the pet shop asked about buying a gold fish. The salesperson asked if she needed an
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A local charity had never received a donation from the town’s banker, so the director made a phone call. “Our
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Boss: I’m promoting you to manage our Montreal office! Employee: But sir! There’s nothing up there but bar girls and
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I took my bicycle to the liquor store the other day. I got a bottle of vodka and put it
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My boss always laughed at my jokes at work, but she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked
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I joined our neighborhood watch program last night… There’s 30 of us though so I only get to wear it
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The golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He
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Student: “Professor Stigler, I don’t believe I deserve this ‘F’ grade that you’ve given me!” Professor: “I agree, but unfortunately
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I just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn’t include a driver. Can’t believe I’ve spent
Read moreDon’t bother walking a mile in my shoes
If your name is on the building, you’re rich or famous. If your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class.
Read moreI had to walk nine feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel
It’s so cold in Alaska that someone stabbed himself with an icicle and died of cold cuts and babies are
Read moreI had my patience tested
I broke up with my girlfriend because I found out she was a communist. I should have known, there were
Read moreThrow me off the train if necessary
On a cross country train, one of the passengers told the Pullman porter, “I must get off in Chicago. I’ll
Read moreSilence is golden
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, ”I can’t find a cause for your complaint. Frankly,
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In Christmas COVID news, the seven dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of 6. One
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