Funny Bones

• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. • Someone recently

After dinner one evening a the President was entertaining their house guest by playing the piano. At one point he

“Dad, sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.

Patient: Doctor, I have a tendency to gain weight in certain places. What would you recommend? Doctor: Stay out of

Teacher: Johnny, please use the words letter carrier in a sentence. Johnny: Yes, ma’am. My dad said that after seeing

Funny even if you don’t play: • Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple

First man: “I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller.” Second man: “I thought they just

Dear IRS: I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my

My wife said she’d like to have another baby. I agreed. The one we have is starting to annoy me.

Losing weight doesn’t seem to be working for me. From now I’m going to concentrate on getting taller! •••••••••• ME:

A Little Irish humor…. Finnigan: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up ’til two o’clock in the morning.

Studies have shown that Super Bowl Monday is one of the least productive workdays. I was going to do a

My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking. So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.