My wife packed my bags and told me to leave
My friend recently got divorced from his wife. They decided to split the house. He got the outside. •••••••••• A
Read moreMy friend recently got divorced from his wife. They decided to split the house. He got the outside. •••••••••• A
Read moreA few political quotes courtesy of Ed Lemm… “The problem with political jokes is they get elected.’’ -Henry Cate, VII
Read more• Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected? • Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?
Read moreA man with authority walks into a bar. He orders everyone a round. •••••••••• A star-struck young lady was invited
Read moreI never use turn signals. It’s nobody’s business where I am going. ••••••••• I always wanted to lay naked on a
Read more“Grandpa, why don’t you have any life insurance?” “So you can all be really sad when I die.” ••••••••• Two
Read more• Life without music would B Flat. • The four seasons are all different. Summer warmer than others. • A book
Read moreAfter years of wondering why he didn’t look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up
Read moreMy girlfriend is furious with me because she found a bunch of hidden letters that revealed I was cheating on
Read moreMy horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark. It’s becoming a night mare. •••••••••• My
Read moreIn honor of the start of the season that makes life especially worth living, we bring you some old and
Read more• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. • Someone recently
Read moreAfter dinner one evening a the President was entertaining their house guest by playing the piano. At one point he
Read more“Dad, sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.
Read morePatient: Doctor, I have a tendency to gain weight in certain places. What would you recommend? Doctor: Stay out of
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