My wife packed my bags and told me to leave
My friend recently got divorced from his wife. They decided to split the house. He got the outside. •••••••••• A
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Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa’s herd?
A few political quotes courtesy of Ed Lemm… “The problem with political jokes is they get elected.’’ -Henry Cate, VII
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• Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected? • Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?
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A man with authority walks into a bar. He orders everyone a round. •••••••••• A star-struck young lady was invited
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I never use turn signals. It’s nobody’s business where I am going. ••••••••• I always wanted to lay naked on a
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“Grandpa, why don’t you have any life insurance?” “So you can all be really sad when I die.” ••••••••• Two
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• Life without music would B Flat. • The four seasons are all different. Summer warmer than others. • A book
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After years of wondering why he didn’t look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up
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My girlfriend is furious with me because she found a bunch of hidden letters that revealed I was cheating on
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My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark. It’s becoming a night mare. •••••••••• My
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In honor of the start of the season that makes life especially worth living, we bring you some old and
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• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. • Someone recently
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After dinner one evening a the President was entertaining their house guest by playing the piano. At one point he
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“Dad, sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.
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Patient: Doctor, I have a tendency to gain weight in certain places. What would you recommend? Doctor: Stay out of
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