Eat the chocolate
After seeing these gems, I think we need a new headliner writer here at Mullet Central. • Patient at Death’s Door
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Where do you find lost silverware?
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. •••••••••• Can an atheist get insurance against acts of
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A magician was working on a Caribbean cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself
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My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. Man,c! I mean, first I win the
Read moreI’m on a whiskey diet
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. •••••••••• When the bride reached the altar, the groom was
Read moreHe had delusions of adequacy
A young lady in the pet shop asked about buying a gold fish. The salesperson asked if she needed an
Read moreWhat I love most about baseball
A local charity had never received a donation from the town’s banker, so the director made a phone call. “Our
Read moreI don’t always go the extra mile
Boss: I’m promoting you to manage our Montreal office! Employee: But sir! There’s nothing up there but bar girls and
Read moreTry getting up half an hour later
I took my bicycle to the liquor store the other day. I got a bottle of vodka and put it
Read moreI’m convinced my mind is almost completely gone!
My boss always laughed at my jokes at work, but she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked
Read moreI joined our neighborhood watch program
I joined our neighborhood watch program last night… There’s 30 of us though so I only get to wear it
Read moreThe glass is half full
The golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He
Read moreWhat is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment?
Student: “Professor Stigler, I don’t believe I deserve this ‘F’ grade that you’ve given me!” Professor: “I agree, but unfortunately
Read moreYou know you’re a redneck when Jokes
I just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn’t include a driver. Can’t believe I’ve spent
Read moreDon’t bother walking a mile in my shoes
If your name is on the building, you’re rich or famous. If your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class.
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